Ah, the smells of allergy season (i.e. no smell - I'm congested) have
arrived, timed appropriately with the peak of Royals' suckiness, the same
old summer songs on the radio, and the realization that watching the
water treatment process is only slightly more exciting than watching
grass grow. This means it's time for football season.
During an intense number-crunching session, I discovered that the 'Cats
played .556 football last year when I gave the weather report, but a
lowly .250 when I did not.
Therefore, I submit for your approval the 2nd Annual Opening Day Weather
Report:
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It's going to be insanely hot in Ft. Worth. So hot that the Horned
Frogs' reptilian blood will boil (yes, horned frogs are a kind of lizard,
not actually frogs). It should be a triumphant victory for the 'Cats.
Don't worry, the weather reports will eventually be funny, when sleep
deprivation sinks in.
'Cats eat Horned Frogs,
Jantz
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