Say, Josh, tell me whether...
...you forgot again.
Yeah, yeah, yeah: Minnesota -15.5, O/U 66.
...you read (Minnesota coach) Glen Mason's press conference notes from this week.
Yeah it was a snoozer. Cut the diplomacy already. That goes for everyone.
...you're just dying for an opposing coach or player to be a completely pompous idiot and "dis" NU.
You know it! I would feel these pages with his mistakes and fill my closet with his soul.
...you found a interesting tidbit on the Go-fer coaching staff.
I did! Running backs coach Vic Adamle. Yes, that kind of Adamle. Vic is the brother of NU standout and Chicago sports media icon Mike Adamle.
...you're all out of MN dumbness.
As if that was even possible.
Princess Kay of the Milky Way: No, it's not a joke or a bad sci-fi movie. Dairy princesses from all across the state [MN] compete for this annual title in a competition sponsored by the American Dairy Association of Minnesota. Each Princess Kay candidate is honrored by having an 85-pound block butter sculpted into a replica of her head. Watching butter sculptor Linda Christensen work inside a 38-degree cooler is one of the most popular attractions at the Minnesota State Fair. [This is quoted from an email, and I don't know the original source.]
...you meant...
Yes. They "compete...in a competition" and it's the "American Dairy Assoc. of Minnesota."
...you forgot to credit Amanda this week.
Ooh good catch! Yes, Amanda dug up the dirt about the land of 10,000 best ice-fishin' holes in state. Go!
...you've got a pick for us.
Yeah, what the hey. I'm gonna say NU 35, Minnesota 31. Northwestern will cavort through the Go-fers' bend-and-then-break defense like a hot knife through a butter replica of 2004 PKotMW Christina Rettmann. Maybe the same thing will happen with the Minnesota O and the NU D. Anyway, look for enough big stops from the ApostroCats defense. Cats eat Puck-Heads!
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