Friday, September 17, 2004

Kansas Weather Forecast (Forecaster Jepson)

Kansas
"I'm a Jayhawk"

Talk about the Sooners, the Cowboys and the Buffs,
Talk about the Tiger and his tail,
Talk about the Wildcat, and those Cornhuskin' boys,
But I'm the bird to make 'em weep and wail.

'Cause I'm a Jay, Jay, Jay, Jay, Jayhawk
Up at Lawrence on the Kaw
'Cause I'm a Jay, Jay, Jay, Jay, Jayhawk
With a sis-boom, hip hoorah.
Got a beak that's big enough to twist the Tiger's tail.
Husk some corn and listen to the Cornhusker's wail.
'Cause I'm a Jay, Jay, Jay, Jay, Jayhawk,
Riding on a Kansas Gale.

In case there was any doubt, these are the actual lyrics, not the altered ones. These Jayhawks practically beat themselves (hi-o).
Silly birds. Your "Kansas Gale" is no match for Evanston weather. We all know that the 'Cats beat the Jayhawks in Kansas last year in a monsoon, so they can bring their little gale (oh, it's already been brought-en).
Go 'Cats,
Brad

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