Thursday, September 21, 2006

Nevada Weather Forecast

So, we need two weather forecasts for tomorrow's game, since some of you may be in Reno while others may be staying home in Chicago.

In Reno, the forecast calls for nickel-sized hail. Get out your change cups and collect it for the slots. There's a machine on the back of every seat in Mackay Stadium. Now, the under-age Nevada players (Wolfpackers?) will not be interested in such pursuits, but the legal ones will pause to partake of the serendipitous arts. Too bad two of those seniors are the QB and RB. Hey buddy! Game's over there!

In Chicago, you'll be watching the game on ESPN2 (The Doi). The weather in each individual living room and sports bar may vary, but your psychic vibrations as you concentrate on the game will urge the ApostroCats on to great things. Wear your lucky sock, because that's the key to the whole psychic vibration deal.

Cats Win!

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