Say Josh, tell me whether...
...you've completely gotten over last week's loss.
I wouldn't say "completely," so let's go with "sufficiently."
...you really know anything about at all Eastern Michigan.
The main thing I know is that they should really be called the Emus. Or maybe the Emu. Eagles is way overused when it doesn't apply to the Iggles.
...there are any other good options for their team nickname.
Actually, after writing what I just did, I checked out emueagles.com. They used to be called the Normalites. Please, please, please go back to that name, EMU!
...you're a little starved for ideas today.
Yeah, can you tell?
...you're going to an old standby?
Here it comes! Fight song parody!
Parody and prediction after the jump.
Here's the tune, and here's my words:
Eastern emus, what can you do?
Go back home to ole EMU!
Look to the sky, the emus can't fly!
You'll feel like you could cry.
Cats eat birds dressed in green and white
Should have stayed a Normalite!
Go crawl back to Ypsilanti
Cats win today! (Go Cats!)
...you ever wanna hear that song again.
Oh God no. Twice on Saturday will be more than enough.
...it's pick time!
Sure is. The line is around NU -17.5, O/U 52. I'm being a little more conservative, since the ApostroCats have made the under about 10 times in a row. Let's say NU 24, EMU 13.
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