It's a "Survivor" weather prediction, for tomorrow at Dyche, full of segregation and eventually you become uncomfortable.
In the first quarter, it will be sunny and warm. Nice for football. Then NUMB will play Stacy's Mom between quarters. As the clock starts to roll on the 2nd, it will instantaneously become cool and overcast. Nice for football. At halftime, the band will play a Stacy's Mom show including: Stacy's Mom, Stacy's Mambo, and Stacy's Mom (reprise).
The 2nd half kickoff will mark the start of the rain. It will rain steadily and harshly for 15 football minutes. Nice for football, iffy for fans. After NUMB plays Hey Baby,..just kidding, they play Stacy's Mom, natural gas and fire will pour forth from the heavens for the entire fourth quarter. Nice for football, gradual painful death for fans. Look forward to seeing you all there!
Cats win!
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Best one yet. I particularly like Stacy's Mambo.
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