We're all familiar with the impact that hurricanes have had on sporting events in the southern parts of the country. Combining that with the recent tornado watch in northwes(delete)(delete)(delete)ern Illinois, the NU and PSU administrative and athletic officials have made a decision regarding this Saturday's contest.
It will be played in a vacuum.
Northwestern's McCormick School of Engineering and Applied Science will provide breathing apparatus to all participants. Unfortunately, the tricky ON/OFF design will prove too much for the Lions. The ApostroCats will return the opening kick for a touchdown. Then they will recover every kickoff for an on-side TD against the motionless PSU team.
Cats win, 900-0!
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