You've heard of "raining cats and dogs." Well, this Saturday the forecast apprently calls for just dogs. Even this experienced meteorognomer had to go back to some pretty ancient meteorognomy texts to see what that's all about. My ruin-translation skillz are not quite as mad as they used to be, but I think this is what we'll be dealing with at Dyche tomorrow around mid-day.
| Whensoever it comes to pass that two incarnations of the Cat-animal pursue a single porcine quarry, this shall be deamed an afront to the natural Order of Things. Further, if one Cat-animal is of the Wild, it shall have the true Advantage in the square-off. It shall take notlong for the Wild to prevail against the Bob* cat'. After victory, the Wild-cat' will call forth its Dog (sometimes Badger) servants to chase off the Bob. If these lower, servile creatures are not native to the Land, elder Cat-animals will take to ridding the Bob using Horn and Drum. |
Huh. You learn something new every day, I guess. Cats win!
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