Wisconsin Weather Forecast (Forecaster Jepson)

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Badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger,
badger, badger, badger, MUSHROOM, MUSHROOM.....
This weekend's forecast calls for the same beer, cheese, and porn
showers that continually rape the entire state of Wisconsin. The
Badgers will rapidly become intoxicated, saturated with lactose, and
horny, making them the same as they always are. The 'Cats will not be
distracted by such foolishness, and thus will crush them until they
puke, lactate, and secrete other bodily fluids all at the same time.

SNAKE! SNAKE! Ooh, it's a SNAKE,
Jantz

P.S. I told you they'd get better as I became more sleep-deprived.
P.P.S. Where better = funnier.
P.P.P.S. Where funnier = much more disgusting.
P.P.P.P.S. Where disgusting = Wisconsin-like