The weather in Evanston tomorrow will be clear and sunny. In Indiana, however, some sort of storm-thingy will destroy all of the corn fields. The Hoosiers, devastated by the loss of their primary form of entertainment (yes, I know this really applies more to Iowa, but you can just deal with it), will try to drink their sorrows away, and will show up to the game with hangovers (yes, I know this is more like Wisconsin, but you can just deal with it) reminiscient of you-know-who (or maybe you-don't-know-who), making them easy to stun and kill.
Hoosier finger,
Jantz
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