Penn State Whether Report

Say, Josh, tell me whether...

...the line is where you expected it.
Yes. It's pretty close anyway. It's at PSU -3.5, O/U 38. I might have made it closer to a pick-em game. But it's a'ight since their at home.

...You were right last year when you predicted Paterno's last campaign would be this year.
Probably not. I still think he should announce his retirement in the off-season and then take a farewell season. He does kind of deserve it.

...Vinny Castillo will come down with another interception this week.
Um..isn't he a baseball player? Like for the Rockies or someone?

...Luis Castillo will come down with a pick.
Probably not. But maybe he'll come down with a case of In-Mills-Face...itis.

...Kim Thompson will show what he's doing here as a starter.
Yes. He'll lead the team in catches.

...Kim Thompson will show when it's a running play, by being in the game.
No. No more 8-in-the-box when K-Thom is in.

...You're gonna stop calling him K-Thom now.
Yeah. That name sucks. Maybe just KT or something more manly. How about Brutus?

...you're gonna pick NU again.
But of course! I'm going with NU 24-PSU 13.