2 (more) Homecoming Lists

Looking back in time -- much easier than looking forward, it turns out -- I found the 2 lists that I wrote last year. To make my life easier, I am going to rip myself off, and do it again:

Ways to get Stephen Colbert's autograph:

• Take him hostage by impersonating his parade float driver
• Ask him to sign your copy of Alpha Squad 7: Lady Nocturne: A Tek Jansen Adventure
• Offer to trade him some delicous hummus.
  

Symptoms of both celebrating a Northwestern win and languishing in a Northwestern loss:

• Dramatic increase in beer intake
• Repeated suggestions that, "John L. Smith was great as the sketchy president on 24."
  
• Making undergrads nervous and annoyed by one's presence.