Well, the "actual" forecast calls for a hot one tomorrow at Dyche. I'm pretty sure the exact words were "hot as an oven." The weatherman also said something about "the whole shack shimm[ying]." I don't know what's up with that, but I do know from ovens. And if we're talking ovens, that can only mean one thing: Shrinky Dinks!
The Cats will take the field in Shrink- (and Dink-) resistant unis, but Northwes(delete)(delete)(delete)ern will unwittingly be made entirely of plastic. The shrinkage and melty-ness will cause them to stick to the bottoms of the NU players' shoes, but not enough to slow them down.
Cats win!
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