So, I thought the wedding was a pretty awesome success. It did make me think about a potential horror film. The Weddening...
Just when you thought it was safe to go back to the altar...
"Oh my God! She's got a knife!"
"You schmuck, that's for the cake."
"Oh."
And then you die from a septic paper cut that you don't even remember getting.
Hollywood? You've got my number.
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