The first Saturday in October will be a litte brisk in Madison, WI. Locals will feel the cool weather a little more than visiters from across the border in Illinois. Why? Recent studies have shown that most Madisonians are not badgers; they are, in fact, badger-shaped lizards. The cold-blooded Wisconsin fans will be nestled in their underground lairs and will probably miss the game.
With an advantage in the stands, and a physiological advantage to boot, the Cats will take a lead into halftime. The "Badgers" will not want to leave the warmth of their locker room, and they will forfeit after halftime.
Cats win!
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